Virtual Boy Music Video

Aproveitando a atmosfera nonsense do blog nesses últimos dias, aqui vai mais um vídeo um tanto quanto peculiar!

O vídeo é, como diz o título do post, uma música sobre o Virtual Boy, aquele console portátil da Nintendo… sim aquele mesmo, aquele que foi o maior fracasso da empresa em todos os tempos. Inclusive já fiz um post sobre ele.

Dê play ai e veja a personificação de um completo nerd nonsense cantando.

Virtual Boy saved your life (cause it’s as big as a helmet!)
hahahahahahaha

Será que ele fala assim normalmente ou ta forçando na música?! Muito estranho o jeito que ele fala… parece que tem a língua presa, presa não, soldada. uHAsuAHsuAHSuS

Quer ver a letra da música? Clica ai em baixo.

Go get that Virtual Boy.
That futuristic toy.
My eyes will be destroyed with 90′s digital joy. [x2]

Enter the world of black and red.
Within fifteen minutes your brain is dead.
Now wait a second don’t get me wrong the Virtual Boy is so awesome.

Critics say you’re a virtual mess when I think you’re the virtual best.
Take me away to another place with forty five pounds strapped to my face.
Six double A’s to outer space with temporary mind erase.
Video gaming while I walk no everybody thinks I’m Robocop.

Everyone else must be insane thats part of the fun to get migraines.
Side affects include hair loss and leprechaun face like brentalfloss.
I bought you new for eighteen bucks in the bargain rack at Toys R Us.
I’ll never forget my first hurt neck or that time I felt my brain reset.

This thing has caused me so much pain but it’s the only way a real man games.
You bring my video games to life while preventing me from getting a wife.

GO!

Go get that Virtual Boy.
That futuristic toy.
My eyes will be destroyed with 90′s digital joy. [x2]

I must put an emphasis on Virtual Boy’s Mario Tennis.
I played that game for so long the thing deserves it’s own song.
It’s like Andre Agassi’s on your face.
Yeah uh huh I rest my case.

Do you like looking at fat men? Try in the 3rd dimension.
Warioland will satisfy with an obesely evil bad guy.
Made virtual love to his stache then I got pupil rash.
Casual gamers always quit. They beat a level then they’re sick.
I beat those game in just one sit. I’m virtuality legit.
I don’t appreciate trash talking when I see these gamers mocking.
The Angry Video Game nerd your episode was just absurd.
What do you mean it’s not portable? When all you need is some velcro.
You’re 3D gaming and you don’t even know that you walked into the middle of the road.

Now, you’re, dead from the 24 bits on your head.
So fly away to Heaven guided by red lights.
It’s divine intervention.
Virtual Boy saved your life (cause it’s as big as a helmet)

This red dream is more than a toy. This machine is a V Boy.
Travel away to another land while I drop a dump into the can.
Digital art in two eye slots. I feel bad for cyclops.
Do not play if you have turrets and it’s pretty lame for pirates.

Just imagine what it could have been with a few more colors not black and red.
My ET-shaped little digital friend, you’re as good as Tron only you’re times ten.
The imitators never came close like Vortex game and stupid R Zone.
2010 and all we get is Wii motion plus and freaking Kinect.
Go get, go get, go get, go get…

Go get that Virtual Boy.
That futuristic toy.
My eyes will be destroyed with 90′s digital joy. [x4]

Welcome to dimension three.
Welcome to reality.

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/virtual_boy_song_lyrics_keith_apicary.html
All about Keith Apicary: http://www.musictory.com/music/Keith+Apicary